Michael Jackson. 'Nuff said.

Summary:

• In Bahrain
• The trial sucked
• Recording a new song (ostensibly to benefit the New Orleans cause) with anyone dumb or naive enough to be seen publicly with him.
• He's friends with Prince Abdulla

There. Just saved you from rubbernecking on the information superhighway. Move along now - nothing to see here:
Michael Jackson speaks publicly for the first time after trial